{"product_id":"sarcastic-work-mug-still-dont-give-a-f-ck-11oz-white-ceramic-mug","title":"Sarcastic Work Mug - Still Dont Give a F*ck | 11oz White Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome mornings you just wake up… and still don’t care. At all. This mug gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the “Nope. Still don’t give a f*ck” mug — the ultimate desk companion for anyone who’s emotionally unavailable before caffeine (or ever). Whether you’re dodging office drama, side-eyeing Slack messages, or just embracing your inner chaos goblin, this mug delivers the perfect blend of honesty and humor. Ideal for sipping hot coffee, cold tea, or the bitter tears of people who expect you to care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlunt \u0026amp; brilliant design – unapologetically rude and beautifully relatable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on both sides – for full passive-aggressive visibility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurable glossy ceramic – microwave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe for real-world use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe coworker who’s fully out of fucks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBurned-out bosses with a secret sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFriends who hate mornings and meetings equally\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYourself — because why pretend anymore?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMug Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Glossy ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize 11oz Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePermanent print, no fade or peel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug size – perfect for coffee, tea, or espresso shots before hitting the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite ceramic 11 oz (0.33 l)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eC-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAAA+ ORCA coating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGlossy ceramic finish – dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause giving a f*ck is so last year. Grab this mug for your desk or gift it to the person who’s mastered the art of not caring — and thriving.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51347464814920,"sku":"22777637643701644806","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0921\/1016\/0200\/files\/6353963751315386776_2048.jpg?v=1757418564","url":"https:\/\/conistondesignhouse.myshopify.com\/products\/sarcastic-work-mug-still-dont-give-a-f-ck-11oz-white-ceramic-mug","provider":"Coniston Design House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}