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NSFW Desk Mug - Conversation Made with Zero F*cks | 11oz White Ceramic Mug

£14

Meetings. Small talk. Pointless updates. You’ve heard it all — and cared about none of it.

Introducing the “No f*cks were given in the making of this conversation” mug — your new go-to desk companion for surviving workplace nonsense with caffeine and a deadpan stare. Whether you're in a Zoom call that could've been an email or trapped in a chat about someone's cat's cousin's wedding, this mug says exactly what you’re thinking (so you don’t have to). Perfect for anyone with a short attention span, long to-do list, and zero patience for fluff.

Why You’ll Love It:

Wickedly honest design – for people who don’t pretend to care anymore

Printed on both sides – so everyone gets the message, front or back

High-quality ceramic – microwave & dishwasher safe for easy recharges.

Makes a Great Gift For:

Coworkers who can't hide their facial expressions

Friends who love savage mugs and hate small talk

Office introverts with maximum sarcasm settings

Work-from-home rebels with zero f*cks to give

Anyone who’s ever silently screamed in a staff meeting.

Mug Specs: 

Glossy ceramic

Size 11oz

Dishwasher & microwave safe

Permanent print, no fade or peel

Perfect for coffee, tea, or espresso shots before hitting the road

White ceramic 11 oz (0.33 l)

C-handle AAA+ ORCA coating

Glossy ceramic finish – dishwasher and microwave safe

Sip in silence. Judge in peace. And for the love of coffee, stop talking. Add this mug to your desk or give it to someone who genuinely doesn’t care anymore.

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