{"product_id":"i-love-the-sound-of-irrelevance-mug-sarcastic-coworker-gift-11oz-white-ceramic-mug","title":"I Love the Sound of Irrelevance Mug - Sarcastic Coworker Gift | 11oz white ceramic mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Please keep talking, I love the sound of irrelevance.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis description highlights the humor, passive-aggressive charm, and gift potential of your mug — perfect for office warriors, sarcasm lovers, and those barely holding it together at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAh yes, the sweet sound of someone saying absolutely nothing that matters. Introducing the “Please keep talking, I love the sound of irrelevance” mug — the ultimate passive-aggressive desk accessory for people who’ve mastered the art of the fake smile and internal eye-roll. Whether you’re zoning out in yet another pointless meeting, tolerating office small talk, or navigating coworker chaos, this mug delivers the perfect message: I hear you, I just don't care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrutally honest quote design – for those allergic to nonsense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on both sides – perfect for Zoom calls and real-life side-eye\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePremium glossy ceramic – microwave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a Perfect Gift For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoworkers who hate meetings but love mugs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWork besties fluent in sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffice introverts surrounded by extroverts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eManagers with a sense of humor (or a warning label)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who’s ever thought: “This could’ve been an email”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMug Specs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: Glossy ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize 11oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePermanent print, no fade or peel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz mug size – perfect for coffee, tea, or espresso shots before hitting the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11 oz (0.33 l)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eC-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAAA+ ORCA coating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGlossy ceramic finish – dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51347471630664,"sku":"28753455819770072915","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0921\/1016\/0200\/files\/8268533746136173947_2048.jpg?v=1757422588","url":"https:\/\/conistondesignhouse.myshopify.com\/products\/i-love-the-sound-of-irrelevance-mug-sarcastic-coworker-gift-11oz-white-ceramic-mug","provider":"Coniston Design House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}