Coniston Design House
Cat Spy T-Shirt – Trust No One Conspiracy Humor Tee | Unisex
Your government agent has whiskers.
Meet the most suspicious feline in the universe — trench coat, sunglasses, top secret files… and trust issues. This hilarious “Trust No One” t-shirt features a mysterious cat caught mid-mission, serving up secret agent vibes and cryptic charm.
Whether you're deep into conspiracy theories or just love cats with attitude, this design is made for people who question everything — especially the house pet. Ideal for conspiracy theorists, skeptics, or cat owners who know they’re being watched
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Soft, breathable unisex fit — comfy whether you're hiding the truth or uncovering it
- DTG-printed for high-quality, long-lasting detail
- Available in multiple colors (black = maximum mystery)
- Makes the perfect gift for cat lovers, conspiracy fans, or introverts with great taste
Trust issues? Same. Especially with cats that read government memos.
Wear it. Question everything. Especially your cat.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ConistonDesignHouse and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.



