Zero Fucks Given Mug - Funny Office Coffee Mug for Coworkers | 11oz White Ceramic Mug

Introducing the “Zero Fucks Given. And I’m Not Accepting Returns.” mug — the ultimate companion for anyone who’s done people-pleasing, allergic to workplace drama, or just here for the coffee and the paycheck. Whether you're silently judging from your cubicle or telepathically roasting co-workers over Zoom, this mug delivers your mood loud and clear — no words needed.

Mug Specs:

Material:

Glossy ceramic

Size 11oz

Dishwasher & microwave safe

Permanent print, no fade or peel

11oz mug size – perfect for coffee, tea, or espresso shots before hitting the road

White ceramic 11 oz (0.33 l)

C-handle

AAA+ ORCA coating

Glossy ceramic finish – dishwasher and microwave safe.

Why You'll Love It:

Bold & brutally honest design – perfect for offices, home desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving

High-quality ceramic – glossy, durable, and microwave + dishwasher safe

Printed on both sides – for full impact, even when you're pretending to sip.

Perfect for:

Co-workers, managers, HR nightmares, or yourself – you deserve a mug as unbothered as you are.

Makes a Great Gift For:

That one co-worker who says what everyone’s thinking

Friends who are fluent in sarcasm

Secret Santa exchanges with a twist

Anyone working in customer service, retail, or open-plan offices

Your own desk, because boundaries are beautiful

Brace yourself… this mug doesn’t care, and it’s not apologizing.

Sip sass. Spill nothing. Zero fucks given.

And yes — still not accepting returns.