Birds Are Not Real T-Shirt – Government Drone Pigeon Parody Tee | Unisex

You’ve heard the whispers. You've seen the beady-eyed stares. And now, you're ready to say it loud:
“Birds Are Not Real.”

This hilarious t-shirt features a not-so-ordinary pigeon… with a surveillance camera for a head — because obviously, he’s watching. Pairing bold artwork with the viral conspiracy slogan, it’s the perfect tee for sceptics, truth seekers, and anyone who’s ever questioned that oddly still bird on the wire.

- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Bold Graphic Design: A pigeon you know you’ve seen before… but this time with a camera head
- Conversation Starter: Get laughs, side-eyes, and knowing nods wherever you go
- Super-Soft Fit: Lightweight and comfy — for surveillance season or everyday wear
- Perfect Gift: For your conspiracy-loving friends, internet meme junkies, or that cousin who covers their webcam
- Unisex fit, true to size
- DTG printed on high-quality, breathable fabric
- Available in multiple colours and sizes
- Made to order (zero bird drones harmed in the process)

Warning: Wearing this shirt may attract the attention of government pigeons.
Buy now — and fly under the radar (literally).

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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